[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Din't break it, though!)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Does dirt bike count as a moving vehicle? (and jumped=fell?)
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (People always give me funny looks!)
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. ()
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (i figured it out all by myself )
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Darn feet are out to get me, i'm telling you )
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (Nope, i use all 12 of my fingers! )
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Fuck that accidentally shit! i meant... Wait, okay, the woodshed was a total accident...)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (If by "it" you mean the straw, no; if by "it" you mean the drink, yes)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Well, in my sleep... does that count?)

TOTAL: 1.5

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. (Does daydreaming count? My brain was probly in the same state as sleep when i was!)
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (You'd say i'm putting you on, but it's no joke, it's doing me harm, you know i can't sleep, i can't stop my brain, you know it's been three weeks, I'M GOIN' INSANE)
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Like Mommy, Like Daughter )
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (Those are not the words my mother used GETOUTOFTHEHOUSEBEFOREIGOOUTOFMYMIND)

TOTAL: 2


[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I also use them to do alphabetizing)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Does inhaling it count?)
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Yes because i'm 82% Mentally Ill)
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (or behind my ear as the case is usually with any given crochet hook or knitting needle)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things. (it was an accident, i swear)
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (It's possible to not do that?)
[X] The word "um" is used frequently. (At me or by me? Both)
[ ] You don't know what "um" means. (i'm not stupid)
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (What? huh.)
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (ayuppers, didn't you?)

TOTAL: 7

TOTAL IN ALL: ...20.5

% Mentally ill.

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: "I am __% Mentally ill."